Which Came First?

I would like to discuss the common sense questions which, ironically, seem to have everyone in a stand still baffled state of confusion.



Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Did the baby come first? Or the human?

Did the mold come first? Or the bread?

It can only be realistic that the CHICKEN came first. Adam and Eve came before the baby, how else would darn Cain have been born?! Therefore, the egg can't produce a chicken, because the chicken has to produce the egg; thus meaning the CHICKEN is the predecessor...and now I could go for some barbecue with all this talk of chicken.



Is the glass half full or half empty?

Darn it! If you wanna know, then pay attention! If someone is drinking it, pouring it out, or in one way or another EMPTYING the contents therein, than it's HALF EMPTY; but, if someone is FILLING the cup, yada yada yada, than it's HALF FULL!



The world is 100 % LAND.

Yes, I said it. Scientists say that the world is 70 % water, if this were true...then what do they think is holding up all that water? More water?! There is land beneath that water, just as there is land beneath puddles in the road and ponds in your yard. This doesn't mean that the land has vanished, it is just being covered/hidden by the water, thus meaning the world is 100 % land with a generous supply of approximately 70 % water to garnish it.