Yes, it's a conspiracy. 'What?' you ask? Why, everything! You don't believe me? Take a look around. Rising gas prices? A conspiracy set up by governments, so that they and the oil big wiggs can make a killing off of our need for speed in a vehicle. The fifteen dollars for bags checked in on flights? A conspiracy to get more money, that they may one day take over this greed inoculated planet. The recession we're in? That's a conspiracy too, set up by terrorists within the government so that we may lose our faith in the economy and ultimately lead ourselves to our own destruction! And nine-eleven? Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Conspiracy! All set up by George and his water amphibian friends beneath the earth that are seeking to destroy our nation. He's one of them! Why else would our government murder thousands of U.S. citizens? Marijuana is a conspiracy too, what with the government being greedy and all. You see, us complacent Americans have become too dense, narrow-minded, and brain-washed by SpongeBob to realize these subtle factors in our changing lifestyle.
Disclaimer: In no way do I support or contribute to these random, misguided ramblings. I do, however, support our government with great pride and fervor as we are currently the strongest, most free nation on "God's green Earth" (taken from that radio show my dad always blasts in the car)
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