Old, drunk men are callow and clueless. Imagine a camel. Imagine a camel riding a unicycle with a "hand" waving a drink and a strangely parched and thirsty aura about him. That is what old, drunk men look and act like.
A few days ago, while working at Lone Star Park, I was forced to endure the painfully agonizing and continuous encounter with an overly inebriated, forty year old man, who thought I was the "sweetest thing" and whose goal it was to "pick me up". No matter how many times I told him how young I was and that my MOM would have to hand him the infamous beverage, for I am underage, he repeatedly returned for more beer, trying to get the lucky "goal" of "scoring" my number.
Moral of the story? Don't drink, you just look that much more pathetic.
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